In an effort to not duplicate the fate that ultimately undid the Boulder Cruzer ride, here are a few basic, common sense rules for you to consider as you ride with the Denver Cruisers this season: (and yes, this is adapted from the rules off fight club)

1st RULE: You do not talk about THE DENVER CRUISERS.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about THE DENVER CRUISERS.

3rd RULE: If someone is too WASTED to ride, make sure they get home safe.

4th RULE: We always start at THE GINN MILL. 2041 Larimer Street.

5th RULE: Don't RUN red lights or BREAK laws. (Duh)

6th RULE: Get a COSTUME and wear it every week.

7th RULE: Rides will go as LATE as they have/want to.

8th RULE: If this is your virgin ride, you HAVE to ride.

Check out the safety page on the website: <CRUISER SAFETY> Thanks in advance for keeping the ride underground!