In
an effort to not duplicate the fate that ultimately undid
the Boulder Cruzer ride, here are a few basic, common
sense rules
for you
to consider as you ride with the Denver Cruisers this season:
(and yes, this is adapted from the rules off fight
club)
1st RULE: You do not talk about THE DENVER CRUISERS.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about THE DENVER
CRUISERS.
3rd RULE: If someone is too WASTED to ride, make
sure they get home safe.
4th RULE: We
always start at THE GINN MILL. 2041 Larimer
Street.
5th RULE: Don't RUN red
lights or BREAK laws. (Duh)
6th RULE: Get a COSTUME and wear
it every week.
7th RULE: Rides will go as LATE as they
have/want to.
8th RULE: If this is your virgin ride, you
HAVE to ride.
Check out the safety page on the
website: <CRUISER
SAFETY> Thanks in advance for keeping the ride
underground!